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The tales of the Jihad Universe aren't always told in huge, multi-part Operations. Sometimes, the (relatively) smaller end of the scale is needed in order to tell the story. Most of these have only one or two authors, and can be read in less than a full day and night.

To wit, we present these smaller (but no less important) Tales of the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur. Stories are grouped in rough chronological order (as regards to publication: JU dating may vary) Anybody with missing segments of an incomplete story should contact the Archivist

1995-96:
The Fox and the Flame
, by CyberPyro
War At the Local WalMart
, by CyberPyro and Most Holy
Brother Lucas
, by Samhain Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Author's Notes
Introduction to Chaos
, by Tim R. Geier
Purple Loosestrife
, by Dragonfyre Jones

1997:
The Return
, by Centurion A.G. Cerberus Part 1, Part 2 (Incomplete)
The Cruise of the Lydia
, by Richard D. Sanford, Jr. (Incomplete) Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
ANZAC Jihad, by Bobby Cox (Incomplete) Part 2, Part 3
Reformation
, by Samhain

1998:
Effigy In Fire And Blood
, by Most Holy and Team MAUL Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11

1999:
Requiem
, by Kat Templeton (Under construction)
Part 1: Beginning Again
Part 2: The Green Hills of Marraketh
Operation: Mmmmm.... Sprinkles, by Jim Yearnshaw, et. al.

2000:
Untitled, by Aris Merquoni and Rob Bos
On the Offensive
, by Rob Bos
JPV Induction Ceremony, August 1, 2000
, by Joe Schneider (aka Puppeteer)

2001:
Alone In the Night
, by DarkSide (aka Nemesis)
A Prelude
, by Jim Yearnshaw

2002:
I Left My Sense In San Francisco
, by Kat Templeton and Aris Merquoni


2005:
Is Jolt Supposed To Do That?
by Elena Oorebeek
The Amazing Adventures of Recruit Brenner, by Kat Templeton Part 1