Jeracho was sitting at his office and the MAUL War College HQ, he was
doing some paper work when all of a sudden Recruit/Inductee BharneKiller
knocked.

"Come in," Jeracho said.

"Hello sir, I just got word that the MHI is gonna attack the Rouge
Squadron."

"Whee." Jeracho said sarcastically.

"Not excited?"

"Ofcourse, how did the rest of MAUL think of our little Rosenberg
stunt?"

"Well, let's say there are many MAULians who are still kinda pissed."

"Oh, well."

"Yeah, catch ya later." BharneKiller said.

"Same."

He continuted with his paperwork and got up.  He went to the main office
and checked for any news from the MAUL HQ.  Nothing besides a fax that
said they were planning to attack.  He decided to head out to the MAUL
HQ, considering there was no more work at the MWC.  So he took his '99
Camero to Chicago.

He drove by a couple of people sitting on the side of the road next to
their jeep.  They got up and followed him in their jeep.  They made
signals for him to pullover.  Jeracho stopped and waited for the people
to say something.

"Could you explain this sticker?" They said pointing at his MAUL
sticker.

"Why?  Why would I tell you?"

"Well, we have reason to believe that this MAUL thing is bad.  Here,
take these." Handing Jeracho some Bar-Knee stickers.

"Haha!  Barney is pure evil you fsickin' sponges!"

Jeracho got up and saw that they had guns.

"Don't move or we'll shoot!"

Jeracho quickley pulled out some mace and sprayed them in the eyes.
Then, he while they were stunned he kicked them in the stomach and threw

them in the ditch.

He arrived in Chicago at the HQ and went to Most Holy's office

"What's going on, sir?"

"Well, our attack will begin in a few minutes, I'm gonna listen to the
radio to see what goes on."

"Good idea."

So Lt. Jeracho and C-in-C Most Holy sat in his office waiting.

"Attention all MAUL forces, this is Warrant
Officer Marquardt. Evidently, Rouge Squadron is down to the bottom of
the barrel here, and is taking stuff out of R&D .. we just lost a chopper
from what appeared to be a battery-operated laser gun. Anyway, just keep
your eyes open. Marq--"

"YES!!" Jeracho and Most Holy yelled.

"Sounds like we're kickin' ass." They said at the same time.

"Jinx!" Most Holy quickly said.

"Damnit, ya beat me to it." Jeracho stated.

So, they waited for W.O. Nick to speak again.

"Attention MAUL, the RS is waving a white flag, we won!"

All of a sudden everyone in the building was screaming.

"Yaaah!"

"Hurrah!"

And crap like that could be heard.

MAUL beat the RS, Bar-Knee lost another battle.

"Wow, the last few days we've been through hell and high water, but we
beat those morons with our brains.  Good defeats evil once more."
Jeracho said.

"Damn straight."

"I mean at first most thought we were fighting a losing battle, we
showed them.  We attacked when they would be unprepared."

"Hell yes!" Most Holy said.

"Well sir, I'm leaving, talk to ya later."

"Sure, umm, Jeracho, would ya get me a cup of coffee?"

"Well, umm, sure." Jeracho said.

"Excuse me?  Did he say he would?" Most Holy said to himself.