Lieutennant Jeracho sits in his office, pondering about the happenings in the last few days. "How did the Rouge Squadron get to the terrorist group before we did? And how the hell was a bomb placed inside the MAUL HQ?" The Lieutennant just sits in his office thinking, about all this. "Just who in god's name could have done this...That's it! It was the Cheif Medical Officer! Yeah, well, maybe. I don't know." Jeracho gets up, stretches, cracks his fingers, and exits his office and heads down a small corridor to Most Holy's office. The Lieutennant arrives and knocks on the door. *knock* *knock* "Yes, come in." Most Holy says quietly "Hello sir, I have an idea." Jeracho utters "Yes, go on." "Well, I want to be in charge of finding out about this Rouge Squadron, with your permission." "Hmm, yeah. I do advise, you, be careful. I'm tired of losing officers." "Don't worry, you know me." "That's what I'm worried about." "Aww, come on, anyway, I plan to start the infiltration in 6 hours." "Okay, get all the info you can and good luck. Oh, yeah, before you go, could you get me some coffee?" "No[tm] sir." "Come on, I'll make you a Lieutennant." "I already am a Lieutennant." "Do it anway!" "I'm sorry, sir." "Well, that's it Jeracho! I'm busting you back to Lieutennant." "Umm, yeah." "Well, get going." "Thank you sir." Lt. Jeracho then leaves Most Holy's office and heads to his own to get an infiltration team together. He gets a team of three including himself. One Corporal, one Sergeant, and himself. He gets the team in his office and talks about his plan. After all this, he reports to Most Holy about his plan and who the infiltration team is. He gives the final okay, and they leave, on foot. "Come on team, we're almost there." The team walks up to security guards. "Do you know anything about the Rouge Squadron?" A Sergeant says "Let me handle this, Sergeant...Do you know anything about the Rouge Squadron?" Jeracho says There was two security guards, a small muscular one, and a huge (about 7'4), fat guy. "Yes, ofcourse, the Rouge Squadron, is an anit-barney group, the new and inproved M.A.U.L., we do stuff twic..." Answered the shorter one. "Yeah, yeah, M.A.U.L. stands for Midwesterners Against Ugly Lizards and was first commissioned in October 1993 by Jason Braunsworth and Daniel Oliver." Jeracho cuts off the guard. "What the hell? How do you know all that? Are you in M.A.U.L." The big one said. "Da, no, I'm not in M.A.U.L." Jeracho says in a retardish voice. "They're from M.A.U.L. what are you doing here, we don't need people like you hanging out here." "Yeah, sorry we crashed the party." The Sergeant says. "Hey, you better get your ass out of here or we'll get more guards." "Come on, squad, we must go." A few minutes later they were back at the HQ. The Sergeant and Corporal went off somewhere down the hall. While Jeracho went to his office. He just sits there deciding on something to do. "Hmm...I wonder what Most Holy would do if someone actually did get him some coffee. Nah." "I'll just read that book I started a few days ago." Jeracho picks up a book, "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu. He reads a bit. "Ofcourse, how could I have been so dumb?" In a heartbeat, Jeracho was out of his office and in Most Holy's. "Hello, sir." "Jeracho, good to see you again." "Yes, thank you sir. I have an idea. I think you'll like it." "Okay, shoot." "Here's the plan, remember that old MAUL War College?" "Yes, ofcourse. Our old philosophy and debate group." "Well, while I was reading "The Art of War", I had another idea, since the MAUL War College does nothing and has no membership currently, I thought MAUL needs an intelligence group, ya know, a group to go undercover." "Ya know, Lieutennant, that actually isn't a bad idea, and since you thought of it, I'd like to put you in charge of it, oh, and by the way, you are not the MAUL War College Dean, you are the Director, because, it's now a intelligence group." "Yes, sir, good day, sir." Jeracho returns to his office, he wonders how Rouge could have done all this, just thinks, and thinks. "Hmm, an underground network, yes, they must have an underground network." "Would Corporal Shivouskii please report to my office." A few minutes later the Corporal was in Jeracho's office. "Yes, you wanted me." "Ofcourse, I think that the Rouge Squadron has an underground network, I'd like you to hack into the Rouge Squadron's computer files, can you handle that? This has to be done very secretly, if you're caught, we've never heard of you. Do you accept?" "Umm, sure, sir." "Thank you, Corporal." About two and a half hours later, Corporal Shivouskii was in Jeracho's office. "Hello, I'd like you to know we have discovered that the RS does have an underground network and we are tracking some guy named, Agent Henry right now, he seems to be one of the higher ranked persons." "Good work Corporal, I'll have to talk to Most Holy about giving you a promotion." "Thank you, sir." Fifteen minutes later Jeracho was watching them track Agent Henry, he was apparently in the RS Headquarters. A few minutes later he was leaving the HQ and going somewhere. "Can you tell where he is?" "Well, we think he's in his apartment." "Okay, great, I'm out." A few minutes later Jeracho was talking to Most Holy in the CINC's office. "Okay, I'm going to confront Agent Henry, just in case, I'll be taking a MAUL van with backup waiting." "Well, okay. Be back soon!" "Yes, sir." Later that night, Jeracho was knocking on Henry's door, Henry opens it, and Jeracho makes sure he doesn't shut the door and holds it open. Jeracho then manages to slip inside. "Listen, I'm gonna keep it plain and simple, we know what the Rouge Squadron is really up to, we know you're working for Bar-Knee. I want to know where your network is, and who's in it, and who are your agents in MAUL? Tell me the whole works, and if you don't, well, I have a van full of MAUL soldiers." "Go to hell, it's all a shitload of lies." "Oh, yeah?" Jeracho quickly snags a small receipt from Agent Henry's pocket. "So, if it's all lies, why are you buying tons and tons of Healthy Snacks [tm- Bar-Knee]?" "Okay, okay, I give it up. I can't name all the names in the underground network, I do know one though, Jakob Kapistran. The network is in a huge, room, inside the HQ, it's impossible to get in, unless you have the code, which I don't. We only have two agents in MAUL, Recruit Centipit and Warrant Officer Burke. That's it." "Wow! I didn't think you'd tell me all that, you nut! Trust me, if you're lying to me, I'll be back." "Please, please, just leave." "Yah, whatever." Lt. Jeracho then returns to the HQ to report all this to Most Holy.