Article: 1535 of alt.tv.dinosaurs.barney.die.die.die From: storkus@shell.portal.com (Mike P. Storke) Subject: PLACE YOUR BETS!! Message-ID: <CJp0C7.FIo@unix.portal.com> Summary: Barney and Baby-Bop vs Beavis and Butt-Head Keywords: cool,death,huh,heh Sender: news@unix.portal.com Nntp-Posting-Host: jobe.shell.portal.com Organization: Portal Communications Company -- 408/973-9111 (voice) 408/973-8091 (data) Date: Sat, 15 Jan 1994 22:40:51 GMT Lines: 62 Status: OR B'Harni and Baby-Bop vs Beavis and Butt-Head Part I -------------------- B'Harni: Hey, kids, want to sing a song? BH: Uh, ok. B'Harni: I love you, you love... Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head, isn't this that purple doll we always see in the store and on TV? BH: Yea. This sucks! BB: Hey, you're not singing like you're supposed to! Beavis: That's because that song sucks. Check this out! Beavis and BH: Da da dududu...dadadadadadadu duh duh duh! [Note: Elec. Funeral] B'Harni: What kind of song was that, kids? (Beavis and BH get mad at this, and glare at B'harni) BH: You don't like our singing? Maybe I should kick your ass, huh huh! B'Harni: Hey, now that wasn't nice! You should appologize right now. Then we can be friends again! (At this, Butt-Head starts beating the crap out of B'Harni) Beavis: Kick him in the balls! The balls, the balls!! Heh heh m heh heh BB: Boys, quit fighting!! (BH tags Beavis, and he starts beating the crap out of the Evil One. Meanwhile, BH approaches BB) BB: Oh, no! Stay away from me!! BH: I know what you want. You want a man like me! (He proceeds to pull down his pants. At the sight she sees before her, BB screams and faints) She just couldn't stand looking at a hunk like me, huh huh. Beavis (after B'Harni is lying on the ground unconscious, bleeding this strange greenish blood): No way! You were just gonna spank you monkey, heh heh. Hey, Butt-Head, check out his blood! Looks like a loogie! BH: COOL! Let's get some and throw it on some cars on the freeway! Huh huh, that would be cool! Beavis: Hey, maybe that chick dinosaur has the same kind of blood! (He proceeds to pick out of his pocket a piece of broken glass [Note: See "This Book Sucks" for more info] and slices BB's neck. More greenish blood shoots out with force, hitting Beavis full in the face) AHH!! Gargle, gargle, heh heh heh heh heh m heh heh! BH: Hey, Beavis, did you puke on yourself again, huhuhuhuhuhhu! (Beavis looks stoned) COOL, that stuff makes you stoned! Let me try! (He drinks some, and he starts acting funny) Beavis: I love you, you love me.- BH: Uhhhhhhuhuh (he's almost swooning now), are you like, proposing again, dude? Huh huh. Beavis (singing): I'm allll-riiight!! Heh heh m heh heh BH: I like, feel like going over to Stuart's house and giving him all the money we took from him, and then, like, painting Anderson's house a pretty pink color, huh huh. Beavis: Yea, m m, let's go! (They go walking off. You see, Purple Luv is made from the blood of S-M's, and now Beavis and Butt-Head are infected!) B'Harni: Ohhhhhhhh (coming around kind of ohhhh) (And now the Evil One is waking up! Will our heroes be forever turned into Sponge Minions (from just plain sponge)?!? Find out in our next episode! -- ******************************************************************************* Mike P. Storke "BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD FOREVER!!!!" "B'HARNI MUST DIE!!!!!" Inet: storkus@shell.portal.com Amateur: No bbs locally :{ Snailmail: 2308 Paradise Dr. #134 Reno, NV 89512