From: sclayton@infoave.net (Tobor the Avenger)
Subject: Op. Phoenix: Into the madness (pt. 1)
Date: 1996/04/16
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Here's my (overdue) parts of the story.
Please note that this was written while I was still an Ensign, so  
I left it that way throught the story to avoid confusion. 
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              Operation Pheonix: Into the Madness (pt1)

	I had just finished adding some extra touches to my battlearmor, 
and was on my way back to the piramid when my Jihadlinker<TM> went ballistic.
I looked at the display, I had around seven thousand messages from 
mailbomber@xhirq.fleet.mil. I erased them, the message wasn't important.
I checked the next message, it was from the duty officer here at HQ. A 
massive invasion fleet is on it's way.
	
	"I'd better get to the Ellipsoid.", I said to myself. On my way, I
made the mistake of reading the last message in the spooler. I nearly beat
my Jihadlinker to an electronic pulp when the image came on the screen.
"Save it for the battlefield Ensign...", I ordered to myself.

A few hours later:

	Two miles south of town, I waited in silence as the wind filled with
thick snow. Inside my Reaper-Class armor detailed with the MK dragon (and a 
special surprise), I was meditating, focusing my mind and my chi, when I heard 
it.... the infernal war-chant. Soon they were in visual range, brightly 
colored spongin forces accompianed by the hideous bots. "It has begun......"

	I fired my both wrist mounted blasters at one of the first groups of 
spongin to get in range. In a few seconds half of them were feeding worms and 
the other half was firing back with conventional, limited range weaopns. With 
a thought the laser-blades extended and I ran in on the dazed group. I honed 
in on one sponge in light armor who was now stuck out in front of the pack 
after I had blown his cover to pieces. Two others ran in to defend him, but a 
couple photon grenades held them off while I chopped up thier comrade. I 
turned to get the other two only to find them joined by five more. "Well, It's 
gonna be a long one, I'll need some tunes." 

	Set music: "Sad but True" -Metallica 

	"Now which one of you wants it first...."

To be continued in part two....


--------------Tobor the Avenger----------------
Lieutenant Tobor of TRES Corps. Alpha Squad
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