Operation Phoenix: From the Deep (pt.1) Mordrid reached into the refrigerator and pulled out a cold bottle of Bud. He'd just learned he'd gotten an 85 on his calculus midterm and he was going to celebrate with a beer and a cigar. He went over to his stereo and put in AC/DC's _Highway to Hell_--perfect kick-back music, as far as he was concerned. He sat down on his bed, taking a swig of beer as he did so, and lit up a Cuban. He didn't get to celebrate too long. The Jihadlinker on his desk began to beep madly. "What the--" he grumbled, irritated at the interruption, as he went to grab it. He picked it up, looked at the display, and promptly dropped his beer. "Fuckin' shit!" he croaked. "We're being invaded!" He snatched up Heckle and Jeckle, his pair of 9mm Berettas, from his top drawer and dashed out the door. He didn't bother to take the elevator down, even though he lived on the seventeenth floor of his dorm--it took too long--but charged down the stairs, taking entire flights at once. When he reached the bottom, he rushed down the escalators to street level and sped down Commonwealth Ave. towards Kenmore Square, paying no heed to the angry calls of the pedestrians he pushed out of his way. When he reached the Kenmore Square T station, he pushed on a brick about halfway up the wall of a little-used corridor. Part of the wall swung inward, revealing a long downward staircase. This was the entrance to the Destroying Angels' headquarters. The two soldiers in the control room looked up to see their commander burst in, dressed in street clothes and waving a pistol in each hand. They stood and saluted. "Sir? What is it?" Mordrid ignored him, directing his attention to the large map of Boston that formed an entire wall of the room. "Map--world--Mercator projection." The city map dissolved into a map of the globe. "Display invaders." Purple blotches sprouted all over the map like poisonous mushrooms. "Goddam..." he whispered. "B'harnii's not screwing with us anymore." He turned to the soldiers, who were still standing at attention. "Call up Air. Tell them to have the Old Bastard ready for takeoff in ten minutes." The Old Bastard was the Destroying Angels' air force: a WWII vintage B-26 Martin Marauder bomber, but with a few new twists. The frame had been strengthened and the fuselage covered with eight inches of durasteel plating. To accomodate this extra bulk, the original engines were replaced with combination turboprop/ion drives, in order to enhance performance while maintaining the look of the original. The Bastard could go 700 miles per hour at top speed and handle six tons of cargo at the same time. Finally, the machine guns had been removed and small plasma cannon installed in their places. It also had a few other nasty surprises, like concealed rearward-firing Sidewinder heatseeking missiles and a high-powered cutting laser in the nose. Before the soldiers could do this, however, a phone began to ring. One of the soldiers picked it up and listened for a minute. Still holding the headset to his ear, he looked up at the Colonel. "Sir. This is waterfront observation post eight. He reports several objects surfacing in the inner harbor and moving shoreward." Mordrid took the headset. "What do they look like, Trooper?" "Unclear, sir. Appear to be small submarines of some sort, black in color." "Strange. B'harnii's stuff is usually purple or green. Focus in on one." He addressed the soldiers in the control room. "Put eight's camera output onscreen." The display showed a torpedo-shaped object, possibly fifty feet in length and half-submerged. "Something's moving on the top there. Zoom in some more." The screen was filled with the image of a hatch in the top of the sub opening. "Something's coming out. Back off a bit so we can see it more clearly." It stepped out of the hatch and stood on top of the sub. A second and then a third joined it. They were black, reptilian, and extremely powerful-looking. Two of them carried enormous serrated swords and the third a gun of some kind. They appeared to be having a discussion of some kind. "What the hell...?" said Mordrid. He put down the headset. "Call in the entire Angels. Get Harbor Defense out there and get the Bastard in the air. We can't expect any help from the rest of the Jihad for now--they're too busy with their own fights--so we're gonna have to go it alone. Let's get 'em. NEX PURPUREAE BESTIAE!!" to be continued... Col. Mordrid Ensign, TRES Corps Lieutenant, Legion of Doom High Commander, Destroying Angels (new .sig under construction)