Operation Phoenix: My 'Safehouse' Pt2


Mattimeo slowed down near a garage and convenience store, and removed his 
suit. After hiding it, he walked into the store and bought a six-pack of 
Mountain Dew, and a box of Little Debbies. He went out, and broke into 
the garage. He found a van with the keys in it, that was due to be picked 
up in the morning. He layed 3000 dollars on the bench and opened the 
dorrs. He drove to where he had left the suit, and loaded it in the back, 
being sure to remove the 12 Ga. and .357 from the cargo space, and Paul 
from the waist of it.

He had driven for almost an entire day, and finally broke the texas 
border at nightfall. Then the van quit. He had refueled 2o minutes ago, 
so it must be an engine problem. {Great, great time to go on Easter break 
van} he thought. "Paul, scan the engine for a problem." he said. "Why?" 
replied the AI.  "Because, were stuck unless we can find and fix the 
problem."  "Why?"  {Fucking great,} he thought, {Paul wants to play his 
games!}  "Because, we are stuck, and im not walking to a store."  "Why?"  
"Y' know Paul, i have my mini tool kit on my belt, i might decide to play 
surgeon."  "Why?"  "To see if you have a corncob up YOUR Artificial 
ass, in other words, im going to pry apart the casing of the CRAIT."  
"Uh...Why?"  Matt pulled out a tool and began to remove the case.  
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Paul. "OK." replied Matt. "Scanning...Break 
in third wire on your left in Distributor cap."  "Greaaaaaat!" muttered 
Mattimeo. {If i could repair it...} he thought.  He took out a small 
soldering iron, and plugged it into his PowrPak and repaired the break. 

They arrived in Dallas, and he was in need of sleep, badly in need. But 
he wouldnt stop, for he had to get as far as he could. That turned out to 
be a small hotel on the other side of Dallas. He went in, and fell asleep 
before his head hit the pillow.

He awoke sometime that night in an uncomfortable position, and tried to 
shift, but couldnt. He opened his eyes, and was staring into the face of 
a small Jello Sponge. "What the fuck!" he yelled as he noticed he was 
handcuffed to the bed. A female sponge walked up as the Jello Sponge 
spoke. "This is Rhonda. She will show you a 'good' time." it said.  "Look 
lady, i aint inot that." said Matt.  "Not that fool!" the Jello said as 
he nodded to her. Just before she applied the cattle prod to his temple 
he noticed the party were all wearing the green uniforms of B'habi 
B'hop's personal guard. Then the world faded as she hit the button that 
sent a jolt through his brain, into his spine, and to every nerve at once.

He awoke and looked at his watch, it had been two days since that. He was 
lying in blood and noticed that his nck and face were pink, like new 
skin. "Shit! that bitch really did want my head!" he said to himself. 
{and i hope she had indegestion, gas, and amoebic dysentery from eating 
it too!} he thought.  So, he had grown a new head. Seems the healstone 
combined with his left arm regenerated everything. He got out of bed, and 
surveyed the room. Everything was alright. He grabbed his stuf, and left, 
leaving 1000 bucks o the nightstand. 

He drove out, headed for wherever, but most importantly, WEDJEE HQ.

Will Mattimeo make it to WEDJEE unscathed? Will he be assaulted again? 
Tune in next time, same Matt time, same Matt channel!

T/B/C

Mattimeo