Operation: Pacifica, Chaos on the CalTrain by Trooper Palaemon, Doberman Empire Saturday Morning, 10:00 AM "This is Jenny O'Donnell, KXTV News. The Mayor cut the ribbon on the new Garkon Corporation Building this morning. He welcomed Garkon as an exciting new business leader in the Bay Area, and said that the opening was a major victory in his battle to bring new jobs and businesses to San Francisco. Frank Knoxworth, Chairman of Garkon, said that he was very happy to be here in such a great city as San Francisco, and was looking forward to a long and prosperous relationship with the city. Back to you, Roger." The practically empty northbound commuter train lurched a bit, reminding Palaemon that he was indeed nursing a whopper. "I knew there was a good reason that I had quit drinking in the first place," he thought through a head full of mush. The Empire had timed his very first call-up perfectly. The morning after his first serious drinking binge in two years. "I have to look at it this way. I was going there anyway. I still have this hangover. I might well do my job while I'm there," he muttered almost audibly. Palaemon took a moment to look out the window. The California coastline really was very pretty, much nicer than his native New York. He tugged at the single long, gray, curly lock that fell from his left temple, trying to collect his thoughts. "I'm just glad that this is all the gray I have," he mumbled, which made him feel better, as it usually did. Having never seen the Jihad in the flesh before, he compared himself to the image he had of them. He wasn't at all sure he was going to fit in with his picture of uniformed, soldierly fighters carrying advanced weaponry and performing military functions with split-second efficiency. Palaemon looked pretty much like what he was, an arty type from the East Village in New York City. He had brown curly hair down past his shoulders and was dressed in shorts and a T-shirt that said something obnoxious. "Gawd, I hope they don't make me cut my hair or something. That would be truly depressing," he thought as he admired the passing seascape. Suddenly, the train lurched more violently than usual. Palaemon felt his head bounce hard off the seat in front of him and snap back to hit his own seat back. A horrible shriek filled the air as the car he was in lifted into the air and sailed over the side of the cliff leading down to the ocean. A sickening adenoidal voice whispered, "At least we have one of you," as the car smashed into the water. The snapped electrical cables of the stricken train car snapped and hissed as they came into contact with the water. After a few moments, the car erupted into huge explosion and fire hurtled into the sky. Wreckage was thrown for miles. Somewhere nearby, a siren rang out. An hour or so later... "This is Jenny O'Donnell, KXTV News. I'm here, just south of San Francisco, where the rearmost car of a northbound CalTran commuter train bound for the city from San Jose was separated from the rest of the train, was thrown into the ocean and then exploded. There were no bodies found among the wreckage, and the car was believed to be empty. According to CalTran's best estimates, no one was injured in the accident. The Coast Guard is, however, continuing to search the wreckage, looking for any signs that someone might have been on board the rear car of this train. More updates as the situation progresses. Back to you, Roger." Meanwhile... At the docks, the mighty of the Jihad were preparing for a mission. The Legendary Names were all there, planning and strategizing. The lower ranks were scurrying around the port area, making sure all was in readiness. There was a sentry on the docks, keeping an eye out for unwelcome guests. Now, of all times, the Jihad needed to prioritize security first. Orders had not yet filtered down from the top commanders yet, but barracks scuttlebutt indicated that this was to be an operation of major proportions. All the heavies from all over the country had been assembled, a gathering of firepower not seen recently. The sentry's orders were simple. Disable anyone without a *very* good reason for being here. Needless to say, he took his orders seriously. The sentry's attention was captured by movement coming out of the water. "This is Checkpoint 6. I have something," he snapped into his field comm-link. "Get me some backup." A few minutes later, 5 other guards had joined him at the dock. They watched as a human figure dog-paddled up to the end of the dock and hauled himself up onto it. "Stop. You're not wanted here. Turn back now, or face security measures," the sentry barked. The figure started up the dock, pretty much ignoring the guard. "This is your final warning," the sentry threatened. He took a closer look. It was definitely a human, although looking particularly seedy. He had long hair, mostly unusual in that there was a single lock of gray coming off the left temple, currently plastered wetly to his head, and was wearing some rags that looked like they had been burned off his body. "Sheesh. Someone give this clown a quarter and send him on his way," one of the backup sentries laughed. "Cut the crap. You heard the orders. If he doesn't stop in the next two seconds, fire," the first ordered. The man didn't look like he was stopping. "All right, set for stun. We'll have him in for questioning. Ready...fire!" Six large energy weapons fired off at once, dousing the man on the dock in a coruscating field of charged particles. Soon, he was invisible inside the energy field. "OK, I think that's enough. He's *got* to be out. That much charge would have taken out a battalion of elephants. I hope Command doesn't get upset about excessive force." The sentry started off down the dock to collect the body of the prisoner. "I wish you wouldn't do that. I've had a really shitty day," said the man on the dock, trying to shake the smoke out of his raggedy hair. "My head hurts, and this harbor is gross for swimming in. Hell. I thought it would at least be nicer than Jones Beach." If anything, he looked even worse than he did when he came up onto the dock. What little was left of his clothes were burned and smoking. An awful hiss of steam came up off him as the water-logged clothing smoked. "Someone kill this guy. Fast!" the sentry shouted. "and notify Command! NOW!" One of the sentries changed the settings on the large rifle he was carrying. "Setting to projectile," he stated. A burst of explosive shells streamed from his rifle and impacted the man with a massive CCRRRRUUMPP!! sound. For a moment, it was quiet. From a bit farther down the dock, the man picked himself up and started back down toward the sentries. The hair on his almost completely exposed body was singed and smoking. From what was left of his pants pocket, he lit a crumpled cigarette from his still burning arm hair. "Is this really necessary?" he asked the uncaring sky, rolling his eyes heavenward. As the sentries looked uncomprehendingly at the still-living man, who was approaching them, a new voice cut in from behind. "Well, Trooper. Good to see you finally made it. You're late, and you missed your pickup at Ghirardelli Square." He paused, then continued, "I see you *do* like to make an entrance." Palaemon laughed helplessly, "Does anyone have anything to eat around here? I'm starving. And maybe some clothes would be nice. And a shower? Sir." He saluted casually, more of a wave, really, and then shook hands with the shadowy-looking figure in solid black behind the guardsmen. Warrior Hyperion Perazim laughed as well. "Come on, Trooper. Let's get you cleaned up. You look like shit. It doesn't look like you need debriefing, judging from the condition of your clothes. And I'm waiting with breathless anticipation to hear you explain how it is you're still alive. I'm sure it's going to be fascinating." They started back toward the headquarters complex, still laughing. The guards stood for a moment and looked at each other and shook their heads. "What the hell was that?" one asked. "I'm not sure I want to know," the original sentry answered. After a few more moments of confused staring and headshaking, they went back to their posts. A couple of hours later... "This is Jenny O'Donnell, KXTV News, reporting live from this morning's CalTran wreck. Searchers have found evidence that points to there having been one person in the car that fell into the ocean and exploded. Torn fragments of clothing and a section of canvas believed to be part of a backpack or duffel were recovered. No body was found, and no evidence pointing to who the owner of these items were. Divers are searching the area around the wreck for the body of the missing, and assumed dead, passenger of the wrecked CalTran train car. I'll have a full report when KXTV News airs at 5 PM." Trooper Palaemon of the Doberman Empire