Welcome to the Jihad Bestiary!

Where the Zoo Can Kill[tm]


Hello there. Have you ever gone to the zoo? Have you ever wondered what would happen if all those caged, ticked off animals got free? Well...guess what?

You're now in the Jihad Zoo!

We don't have any cages here, no bars, no containment pits, nothing between you and the creatures who roam our wild universe. If you're lucky, one of the Zoo's denizens will come up and chat with you for a while. If your luck sucks, well, let's hope they leave enough of you to identify by dental records.


Current Exhibits:

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